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The whole deal was Bush Jr's idea. Late
last month he suggested to his father that
maybe he and Clinton take in a film over
the holidays. "I had no idea " says the
president, " how well they would get along.
I think it reminds people how America is
supposed to work."
When the duo got together over the break in
Houston, Clinton arranged for a private screening.
| Clinton: |
"We felt that the sensitive subject matter
was perfect for bridging the divide between our
political ideologies."
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| Bush: |
"I kept getting the name of the film wrong.
I was calling it Buckback Mountain, Bearback Mountain."
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| Clinton: |
"But seriously, With a new century upon us,
Americans need to look within their hearts and ask
themselves one question: If you're out there on the
pondarosa and a cowboy, all of a sudden, starts trying
to ride you, do you fight 'em off?, or beat em off?"
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| Bush: |
(Laughing) "Ha, The first time I heard that one, I
almost burst my catheter! Really though, We're
comfortable with who we are, so sitting through this
film wasn't awkward at all. This friendship is
larger than politics. It's no holds barred buffoonery
when we get together."
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Since being teamed up to organize relief efforts
for the Tsunami, their partnership has stirred
up some resentment among die hard ideologists
in both parties. But like the two characters
in the film, Both ex-presidents are open minded
individuals who don't let traditional norms
dictate how they develop their relationship.
Sitting with the two and watching them joke was
like spending time with old college chums.
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| Michaels: |
"Do you see any correlations between this film and American Politics?"
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| Clinton: |
"Well just the other day, George was kidding about what a fruit-loop
that Howard Dean is. But come on, you've gotta love those Log Cabin
Republicans."
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| Bush: |
"That's right. The same goes for the Rainbow Coalition.
But Bill here does a fantastic impression of Lindsey Graham.
Now that guy is light on his loafers."
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| Clinton: |
"Shucks, I've got to be careful here. After all, we're
the party that gave America Barney Frank."
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| Bush: |
"Whoa, now that feller's as gay as a tennis helmet."
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| Michaels: |
"You guys are great together. As they say, Politics
makes strange bedfellows."
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| Clinton: |
"Hey, hey, easy there cowboy!"
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| Bush: |
"OWWWWW ....."
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| Clinton: |
"Oh no! It's Andrew Dice-Clay!"
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Holding his hand twisted backwards to his mouth,
with his elbow flailing erratically upward to the
left of his head, Bush then pretended to take a
huge puff from an imaginary cigarette. With Clinton
on the floor, convulsed with laughter, his predecessor
finished the gesture and shouted, "What are you, a
Homo??? ... OWWWWWW!"
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